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yah mat soochna k bhool jayen gaye tumhay.....dur reh kar bhi chahain gayetumhay....dost ban kar raas na aye to....BHOOT
ban kar darain gaye tumhay..:D
• Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have
brain...
2.-----I dont have sense...
3.-----I am stupid..
• YASH JOHAR PRODUCING A NEW MOVIE AND SEARCHING 4 NEW TELEANT.I GAVE HIM UR ADDRESS BCAZ
THE NAME OF MOVIE IZ "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
BHUL se b kabhi kisi ko na rulana
Zindagi main sab ko hasana
Dushman Ko Bi Gla Laana
!
Phir Bhi Koi Gham Ho TO, Is Number per Phone lugana......
MAIN ----- HO ------ NA !!!!!
• God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created Pepsi. He
saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he created YOU !
Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi
pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
• Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar
chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??"
• Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle
of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous....
I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !
• Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need
You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
Allah se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Allah
ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every
night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
• Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence
can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !
• Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with
U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I love U NESCAFE
• Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain
size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls!
• Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof,
roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
• If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u.
If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
• To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way
of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to
aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI
ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko
SMS karke paap karta hoon
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai
meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra
utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge
tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila
dete hain...
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki
ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein
khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke
SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne
ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum
kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast
Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor
diya
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar
SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me
thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum
bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele
is a Punjabi word)
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki
bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I
am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote
hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati
hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka
intzaar karte hain
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI
Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON
NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho
par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is
liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare
to haiN ye kya kam hai?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt
bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is
baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno
ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh
Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo
Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi
sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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